Sunday, 29 December 2013

Top Movies of 2013

52. Pain & Gain - 10/100
51. World War Z - 24/100
50. After Earth - 35/100
49. G.I. Joe: Retaliation - 39/100
48. The Purge - 50/100
47. A Good Day to Die Hard - 53/100
46. Riddick - 55/100
45. Iron Man 3 - 56/100
44. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 58/100
43. Oz the Great and Powerful - 60/100
42. The Lone Ranger - 61/100
41. Gangster Squad - 62/100
40. The Wolverine - 63/100
39. Fast & Furious 6 - 64/100
38. Machete Kills - 65/100
37. Snitch - 66/100
36. Dead in Tombstone - 67/100
35. Stand Up Guys - 68/100
34. Red 2 - 70/100
33. The Great Gatsby - 71/100
32. Carrie - 72/100
31. Texas Chainsaw 3D - 74/100 
30. Insidious: Chapter 2 - 75/100
29. Dead Man Down - 76/100
28. 2 Guns - 77/100
27. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - 78/100
26. The Call - 80/100
25. The Last Stand - 82/100
24. Homefront - 83/100
23. 42 - 84/100
22. Jack the Giant Slayer - 85/100
21. The Hunger Games - Catching Fire - 87/100
20. Side Effects - 88/100
19. Star Trek Into Darkness - 90/100
18. You're Next - 91/100
17. Warm Bodies - 93/100
16. White House Down - 94/100
15. The Conjuring - 95/100
14. Olympus Has Fallen - 96/100
13. Ender's Game - 97/100
12 Elysium - 98/100
11. Oblivion - 99/100
10. The Host - 100/100
9. Thor: The Dark World - 101
8. Prisoners - 105
7. Now You See Me - 110
6. Man of Steel - 200 
5. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - 250
4. Pacific Rim - 300
3. The Wolf of Wall Street - 1,000
2. Gravity - 2,000
1. 12 Years a Slave - 3,000

The 2013 Mike Mic-Rock Movie Awards

1. Worst movie of the year
A. Pain & Gain
B. World War Z
C. After Earth
D. G. I. Joe: Retaliation
E. Riddick

Winner: After Earth

2. Best Villain
A. Michael Fassbender - 12 Years A Slave
B. Sharlto Copley - Elysium
C. Benedict Cumberbatch - Star Trek Into Darkness
D. William Fichtner - The Lone Ranger
E. Donald Sutherland - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Winner: Michael Fassbender - 12 Years A Slave

3. Best Male Actor
A. Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years A Slave
B. Hugh Jackman - Prisoners
C. Chadwick Boseman - 42
D. Tom Hiddleston - Thor: The Dark World
E. Leonardo DiCaprio - The Wolf of Wall Street

Winner: Chiwetel Ejiofor - 12 Years A Slave

4. Best Female Actor
A. Jennifer Lawrence - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
B. Rooney Mara - Side Effects
C. Sandra Bullock - Gravity
D. Saoirse Ronan - The Host
E. Carey Mulligan - The Great Gatsby

Winner: Rooney Mara - Side Effects

5. Best Duo in a Movie
A. Sandra Bullock & George Clooney - Gravity
B. Johnny Depp & Armie Hammer - The Lone Ranger
C. Al Pachino & Christopher Walken - Stand Up Guys
D. Jeremy Renner & Gemma Arterton - Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
E. Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg - 2 Guns

Winners: Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg - 2 Guns

6. Worst Actor of the Year
A. Will Smith - After Earth
B. Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
C. Bruce Willis - A Good Day to Die Hard
D. Sean Penn - Gangster Squad
E. Halle Berry - The Call

Winner: Will Smith - After Earth

7. Best Comedic Performance
A. Jim Carrey - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
B. John Malkovich - Red 2
C. Antonio Banderas - Machette Kills
D. Johnny Depp - The Lone Ranger
E. Johnny Knoxville - The Last Stand

Winner: Jim Carrey - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

8. Best Romance in a Movie
A. Warm Bodies
B. The Host
C. Oblivion
D. Side Effects
E. The Great Gatsby

Winner: Warm Bodies

9. Best Suspense Thriller of the Year
A. Olympus Has Fallen
B. Homefront
C. Prisoners
D. White House Down
E. The Call

Winner: Prisoners

10. For the Average Movie
A. Snitch
B. Dead Man Down
C. Fast & Furious 6
D. Gangster Squad
E. Iron Man 3

Winner: Fast & Furious 6

11. Best Horror Movie of the Year
A. The Conjuring
B. Warm Bodies
C. You're Next
D. Insidious: Chapter 2
E. Carrie

Winner: You're Next

12. Best Fantasy Movie
A. Dead in Tombstone
B. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
C. Oz the Great & Powerful
D. Jack the Giant Slayer
E. Thor: The Dark World

Winner: Thor: The Dark World

13. Best Comic Movie
A. Thor: The Dark World
B. Man of Steel
C. The Wolverine
D. Iron Man 3
E. G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Winner: Man of Steel

14. Weirdest Movie of the Year
A. The Purge
B. A Good Day to Die Hard
C. Texas Chainsaw 3D
D. Machete Kills
E. The Call

Winner: Machete Kills

15. Best Dramatic Story of the Year
A. The Great Gatsby
B. 42
C. Side Effects
D. Prisoners
E. 12 Years A Slave

Winner: 12 Years A Slave

16. Best Sci-Fi Movie of the Year
A. Elysium
B. Ender's Game
C. Oblivion
D. The Host
E. Pacific Rim

Winner: Pacific Rim

17. Line of the Year
A. "KAHN!!!!!" - Star Trek Into Darkness
B. "Always be the smartest guy in the room." - Now You See Me
C. "That, my friend, was a dragon." - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
D. "Go Ahead." - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
E. "Ummm ummm ummm, ummm ummm ummmm ummmm ummm ummm ummm " - The Wolf of Wall Street

Winner: "Ummm ummm ummm, ummm ummm ummmm ummmm ummm ummm ummm " - The Wolf of Wall Street

18. Best Comedy of the Year
A. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
B. Warm Bodies
C. Red 2
D. Stand Up Guys
E. White House Down

Winner: Warm Bodies

19. Best Acton Movie of the Year
A. The Last Stand
B. Dead Man Down
C. Olympus Has Fallen
D. Homefront
E. 2 Guns

Winner: Olympus Has Fallen

20. Movie of the Year:
1. 12 Years A Slave
2. Star Trek Into Darkness
3. Ender's Game
4. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
5. Prisoners
6. Man of Steel
7. Thor: The Dark World
8. Gravity
9. Pacific Rim
10. Now You See Me
11. Oblivion
12. The Wolf of Wall Street

Advancing to the second round of eliminations:
1. 12 Years A Slave
2. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
3. Prisoners
4. Gravity
5. Man of Steel
6. The Wolf of Wall Street

The Top 3 Mic-Rock Movies of 2013 are:
3. 12 Years A Slave
2. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
1. Gravity